p.s. One sequence in my performance at Tate Modern last Monday involved a spoof interview with a member of Tate staff, for which, in my cheeky satirical way, I invented the job title of 'Director of Visitor Experiences'. A couple of people commented on how well I had managed to stay right on the edge of plausibility with that.

And now here is the inevitable link to a recruitment ad for a new role at Tate Modern, posted on the Guardian jobs site last Friday, four days after my piece.