Please imagine, if you will, that the Nirvana song "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" is, in fact, a .zip file. If you were to unpack its contents, they would read as follows:
I have just sent everyone on my mailing list an email containing promotional details of the various projects I'm involved with over the next few months.
If you are not on my e-mail list, and would like to have a copy of that information, you can download the email, elegantly transformed into a .pdf, here.
Also if you'd like to be on my mailing list (and you currently aren't), please send an email along those lines to this address. It will ping back an out-of-office message which you can ignore.
Ah, jolly good, that's the multitudinous seas re-incarnadined for another season.
PS. I've just realised that the email, which was blind copied to over 200 people, contains the words 'stocks', 'meds', 'erotic', 'teen', and 'desire'. If your spam filter doesn't exterminate it on sight, you probably need to think about an upgrade...